The Brat Fat Cat

Everytime i switch on my notebook and place it on my lap while resting on my bed, somehow, Kiki can smell my actions. He'll beggingly meow in front of my doorstep and putting an innocent adorable facial expression that can seduce my Mom's heart.
"LIN!!!!!!!!!!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!!!! KIKI WANTS TO GO IN!!!!"

Damn you pussy!

When i opened the door, he'll start to purrr....

"purrrr.... purrrr.... (loser).... purrrr ..... purrrr "

Then, he'll hop onto my tummy to watch videos I'm watching.

Sorry kitty, I'm not watching porn....

Yeah, then Kiki started to give me this face of 'I'm-bored-and-i-want-to-scratch-u-becos-i'm-sure-that's-more-exciting-than-seeing-ur-loser-face'.

So i watched YouTube. Yes with KiKi. Then i came across this video about a cat pooping in a toilet bowl. Kiki seemed to love it. He kept watching it. Probably he thought that's another male cat. (He's gay).

While i was away...

Good Riddance.

Now i know the reasons behind my shocking h/p bills! This bugger has been using my phone while i'm away! Then he pretend to be sleeping, not knowing why the h/p was on his ears... hmmm ... Probably the h/p grew legs and tip-toed up to his face...

You See!! You See!! HE ALWAYS PRETEND TO BE SLEEPING. GIMME BACK MY HIPPOkoo!!

Kiki Waiting...

I just got back from group study. well.. not exactly a group. Just with Aqilah. So tired. So shagged. So... Oh wait a min.. my pillows are hugging me. Oh no~~ i'm falling asleep soon.
I reached home, I walked to my doorstep of my room, to find Kiki waiting for me on my bed. I assumed he was sleeping until he heard my footsteps. Then he stood smartly by my bed. Meowing he did when he first saw my face.

He saw my feet! Darn! He attacked my feet! DAMN U PUSSYCAT!!!

Actually, he's just hungry.

All Doll Up

I just received this new body shimmer from my sis-in-law. Well, i don't actually use it cos why would i want us (Kiki and i) to get all glittery? But, you know, i simply love colorful and pretty boxes. And Kiki, adores the feathery fury powder sponge thing. Whatever u call that thing. He just tapped the feathers and got all excited but i managed to grab it before he bites it! Eww!

For the record, the body shimmer is Curious by Britney Spears. Totally ticklish! If you want to get attention, get all puff up with Curious Britney Spears. Achtung! Don't use it when you're in depression.

Oh! Look! We're playing dress up! I'm so sure Kiki's enjoying it! See how vogue he is? awww! He perks me up everytime! weeeeee!!

Who's Kiki?

Kiki is my cat. My Stupid Fat Ass Cat. He is not exactly stupid but he just likes to play dumb. He pretends to be sleeping whenever i shout for his name. He only kiss ass when his stomach's growling. But, i love Kiki very much. He often sleeps on my bed and left his signature everywhere. His signature? His furs. Just Look at the picture below. There goes my laptop cover. Unsurprisingly, Kiki is inguilty about it.

If Kiki can talk, he'll probably reply "So Wuz? U Left your fallen hair all over the house. Sometimes i get Hairball instead of furball! tsk! Meow~ "

ok we're even. Back to sleep.